i went down to the USM, i was safe there for a while but i quickly got bored, as i do in places where people seem to only watch Lucy on old TV sets and VCR's that respond better to being kicked than having a button pushed, its not that i don't like Lucy or her shows, its just that sometimes all i want to watch is a DVD of 30 Rock!
so thats why i decided that i was more powerful than just about every person in the entire world and that no government or bounty hunter could possibly take me down, so i exited the USM through the sewers (don't worry i changed my clothes on the ladder up to the daylight), all i really wanted was some ice cream, a new TV some DVD's and a DVD player, was that so much to ask? who should i run into but Dig, a former of the USM, he asks me a favor to find some girl he likes, i try to summon her but she is protected, and since i really didn't have much to do, i went and tried to find her.
i tracked her to a building on the lower west side, seems that the people with the awesome tech and drugs were a bit down on their luck right now.
i teleported there, nobody could stop me, i'm Cleo Trellis.
i walked through the halls of the building, it seemed that it was The Company, only with a worse looking level 5 than the last level 5. i passed by a guy, he seemed struggling, then a big disintegration mist flew through the air and he began running, i caught up with him.
"you wouldn't happen to know the way to Anya Stevens' room would ya'?"
"i'm kinda busy righ- did you say Anya Stevens"
"yeah you know her?"
"yeah, but i didn't know they had her!" he was already looking worn out, people were running after us, i froze most them.
"i can get us outta here with one twitch of my nose" i said
"not till i find Anya" then a girl appeared (it looked so much like Jane! but it couldn't have been) when we rounded a corner, "that was lucky"
"now can i save your ass?"
"please" and at that i started to fly and swooped him up and then Jane, only she was Anya, i phase through the wall and dropped them off at their apt and flew away.
then i got a call on my cell phone:
"i know it was you, you made a big mess" said a voice that i found that i didn't like.
"Mia" i said
"guess again" she said menacingly.
"i give up"
"Mia's twin, Iz" go i feel like i'm on a bad soap opera!
"i don't like you" i said to her
"well thats not nice"
"yeah well i'm not a nice person you bitch!" that was Gina.
after that Gina went off and partied in my body, suddenly i'm waking up hanging upside down in a freaky bohemian bar, the bar tender seems to be trying to get me down, she looks so Jane like, but that expression, the way her mind is working and her feelings, it just seems so... un Jane, but i'm feeling a bit queasy so it might just be my imagination.
i teleport away and to front of the entrance to the USM, i enter it with TV's and DVDs, CDs, and ipods in tow.
what a nice day, so now i'm just gonna not post for a while, the USM is very strict about outside contact.
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